Eu ando por aí com meu All Star surrado, minha camiseta velha, meu jeans fodástico e meu cabelo bagunçado. Minha risada é alta, minha voz é estranha e eu faço caretas involuntariamente. Como pipoca, brigadeiro e sorvete sem culpa. Danço como uma louca em casa, na escola e na rua. Falo palavrões fluentemente e é uma pena que eu não possa incluir isso no meu currículo.Choro em filmes de super-heróis, mas isso são detalhes. Não sofro disturbios alimentares, sou estressada pra caralho. E sabe de uma coisa? Foda-se a sociedade. Pessoas perfeitas são um saco.
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"I love him."

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420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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bluebirdsandink:

mrsjasonsegel:

I AM DEAD I CAN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

Pretty much.

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Vídeo postado em 16/09/2013 às 10:28pm | 10,257 notes | (reblogue this!)

these-words-were-never-easier:

thegayloki:

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends 

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon

This is wonderful

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whatsacanada:

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

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they were warning us

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mypocketshurt90:

thiswildheartofmine:

justimprobable:

myfandomsarebetterthanyours:

fuckinq:

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS

yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?

it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?

We’re concerned.

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Texto postado em 16/09/2013 às 10:09pm | 536,141 notes | (reblogue this!)
me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

Chat postado em 16/09/2013 às 10:06pm | 192,693 notes | (reblogue this!)
doitsu-veil-brides:

niick4:

too-kawaii-to-die:

inlarryithrust:

bitterboob:
i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

oh my gosh it’s back

I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash

He’s driving that boat!

doitsu-veil-brides:

niick4:

too-kawaii-to-die:

inlarryithrust:

bitterboob:

i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

oh my gosh it’s back

I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash

He’s driving that boat!

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